Why have so many of the European NATO members supported Ukraine’s aspirations to joining NATO (international relations, Ukraine, Europe, NATO, politics)?

To make sure that Russia would be afraid just by hearing the name “NATO”, widely associated with “Super-Hyper-Power”, “might”, “deterrence”, “strongest military alliance in the world”, “NATO strikes”, “Pax Americana”, “Captain America”, “Rambo”, “boom-boom-bye-bye”, “Rocco Siffredi of the war industry”, etc. Very brutalski, as Misha would say.

It worked well. In the first months of 2022, Ukraine liberated the full Donbass with its mighty NATO-trained & armed army, the pro-Russians there fled to Russia, and Russia cowered in fear at the idea of hearing NATO boots (or God forbid, Ukrainian ones) slamming Russian ground. Moscow allegedly begged NATO to not cross the border and dismantle Russia into 20 Republics. As the news are going, Vladimir Putin is in shock, and both sick, agonizing, and dead at the same time, while its presence in several forums (Saint Petersburg, Ashgabat) testify of his resurrection on the top of it all, and simultaneously if you please !

Newsflash : apparently, Joe Biden was struck as well, and released himself in his diapers when he heard about the might of NATO, until he was reminded and convinced that he was the leader of that alliance. His episode has been already labeled as “Putin’s stroke” in America.

As a result of Russia’s loss of prestige out of this defeat without a shot fired, the non-NATO countries formerly trading with Russia turned their sight away from it and once again started to look upon the Triumphant West and its blessing over their right to exist, then started to increase their trade with the Western countries with numerous tributes and homages given on the top of it, hoping to regain their favors.

Meanwhile, the Ruble is in rubles, and its value so low than the Russians can’t even buy the fuel produced by Russia : it all goes to the Western countries, and this, almost for free. Explanation : China and India are afraid to buy Russian fossil fuels to not displease the West, and so, their price on the market came to the lowest point since the 70s.

Out of these regained eldorados, the European economies are experiencing a noticeable boost over their economic growth, and the European populations are already basking out of the refilling of the horn of abundance.

Among our leaders, the leadership of Joe Biden (at least, in his moments of comfort), Boris Johnson, and Ursula von der Leyen was noticed and acclaimed, including in non-Western capital like Beijing. Joe Biden is already certain to lead the US Democrats to a landslide victory in the US mid-terms in late 2022, while Boris Johnson is already foreseen as the future King of England, Boris the first soon intronizing the dynasty of the “Johnsons and Johnsons” and throwing back into the catacombs the name of the second well known Boris after him, namely Boris Eltsine, the slayer of the USSR.

As for Ukraine, Volodimir Zelensky is widely considered as the “man of the year” and might ascend to the divinity status soon enough, while his country is already announcing its integration into both the EU (that is confirmed by Ursula) and NATO, whose military leaders are very impressed by the Ukrainian army performance in the Donbass : our taxes were well spent ! More, the Ukrainian ministry of health is already announcing that a huge baby boom will occur in late 2022 / early 2023, the “babies of the Victory”, thus leading Ukraine to a demographic boom unseen for decades in the European countries, including in Albania.

One can only acknowledge that the Ukrainian bet of the Western countries turned well. Russia kept in check and minored in the international affairs (Moscow is already considering to surrender its UN Security Council permanent seat to Ukraine in exchange of the preservation of Russia’s Statehood), China warned of what’s to come if they dare to approach Taiwan, and the other developing countries reminded of their place in the ladder of nations, calling the World order reshaped by the West a triumph would actually be an understatement.

You want to know more ? Stay tuned for the next glorious tales, because the West and its proxies are not short of them, even if they both lack of veracity.. and ambition.

Next time, we’ll probably speak about the successful green transition of Germany from Russian gas to German coal, the conquest of Kaliningrad by Lithuania, and the successful liberation of the Svalbard Islands by Norway, viking style.

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